12th poste`

When I hear the word "Pro-Life," I think of a 113 year old woman.

When I hear the word, "Pro-Choice," I picture "chicken or fish" and "red or blue" playing tennis at Wimbledon stadium.

Host 11

Whenever my computer is trying to shut down, I always start clicking random icons, so it slows down. It's kind of like playing loud music or turning the lights on when someones trying to sleep.

Supost 10

I think the hardest part about being a surgeon would be limiting your cofee intake to maximum one cup throughout the day. Either that or switching to decaf.
Also, I can't imagine the kinds of nightmares they have.
Like, what if you're the last surgeon on Earth and you get a tumor in the back of your head?

Posed Nine.

I think people who are afraid of the dark are big problem to our environment.
Every light in the house on at all times.

But, I think a fear of darkness would be a huge burden.
I mean, darkness can strike any time;
Light bulbs expire,
Weak flames blow out,
Solar/lunar eclipses!
At least with a fear of snakes, you can just stay the hell away from snakes. You don't have to worry about random snakes falling from the sky.

Post Ate

Do we fix the law when it's broken?
Or does it stitch itself in the mirror like the terminator or jason bourne?

Sleventh Post

I'm never really compelled to use my phone until the low battery symbol comes up.
It's like having a week to live.

6th Post.

People that decide to keep a bird as a pet are basicly signing up for a lifetime of head aches and beak shaped scars on the tips of their index fingers.
The only use for birds that I can think of is maybe giving the Wright Brothers a good idea.

Some people keep parrot-like birds as pets, just because they want to teach them to say outrageous things.
Why not just get a naive foreigner?